STOP making fun of different programming languages.
C is fast.
Java is popular.
Ruby is cool.
Python is beautiful.
Haskell is intriguing.
Short joke 👇
My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.
We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.
More jokes 👇
- A homeless guy asked me for money today…
- I hate that teeth require so much specific care, the rest of my bones are so low maintenance
- Philosophy is a scam
- My wife and I are sitting on the couch watching TV and I hear a text, realizing I left my phone in the kitchen, I get up, go to the kitchen to check it
- US has oil, weapons of mass destruction and massive democratic instability
- French lesson…