My wife and I are sitting on the couch watching TV and I hear a text, realizing I left my phone in the kitchen, I get up, go to the kitchen to check it… and its a text from my wife: Please bring the chips on your way back
Short joke 👇
“I should cook breakfast! It’s been a while since I did that.”
The eggs in my fridge expired 7 months ago.
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