It’s not a data breach, it’s a surprise backup.
Short joke 👇
Yes, yes Java updater.
“3 billons devices run java”.
14 million people have syphilis, too, but that doesn’t mean I want it.
More jokes 👇
- French lesson…
- Coincidentally, what humans want to be true and what they believe is true is almost always the same thing
- My wife and I are sitting on the couch watching TV and I hear a text, realizing I left my phone in the kitchen, I get up, go to the kitchen to check it
- my therapist: you need to be kinder to yourself…
- If all your friends jumped off a bridge would you follow them? …
- Few things unite an engineering team like mutual distaste for Jira