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A girl tells her mother after school ‘Mum, I got a gold star today for reciting the whole alphabet! The rest of my class only knows 3 or 4 letters!'

‘Well done darling' the girl's mother replies: ‘That's because you're blonde.'
After returning from school the next day the girl tells her mother ‘I am the smartest student in my maths class! I can count up to 15! Everyone else stopped at about 5'
‘Well done' replies the mother again. ‘That's because you're blonde.'
The following day, the girl says to her mother: ‘Mum, today we measured our chests in class and mine is the largest! Is that because I'm blonde?'
‘No darling, that's because you're 18.'