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A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Not aware that 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.
Boy: โDark in here.โ
Man: โYes it’s.โ
Boy: โI have a baseball.โ
Man: โThat’s nice.โ
Boy: โWant to buy it?โ
Man: โNo, thanks.โ
Boy: โThat’s my dad outside.โ
Man: โHow much did you say the baseball was again?โ
Boy: โ$250.โ
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom’s lover are in the closet together.
Boy: โDark in here.โ
Man: โYes, it’s..โ
Boy: โI have a baseball glove.โ
Man: โThat’s nice.โ
Boy: โWant to buy it?โ
Man: โNo, thanks.โ
Boy: โI think I just remembered something I needed to tell my dad.โ
Man: โHow much did you say the glove was again?โ
Boy: โ$750.โ
Man: โFine.โ
A few days later, the father says to the boy, โGrab your glove. Let’s go outside and toss the baseball!โ
The boy says, โI can’t. I sold them.โ
The father asks, โHow much did you sell them for?โ
The son says, โ$1,000.โ
The father says, โIt’s terrible to over-charge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.โ
They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.
The boy says, โDark in here.โ
The priest says, โDo not start that shit again.โ
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