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A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Not aware that 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.
Boy: โ€ŸDark in here.โ€
Man: โ€ŸYes it’s.โ€
Boy: โ€ŸI have a baseball.โ€
Man: โ€ŸThat’s nice.โ€
Boy: โ€ŸWant to buy it?โ€
Man: โ€ŸNo, thanks.โ€
Boy: โ€ŸThat’s my dad outside.โ€
Man: โ€ŸHow much did you say the baseball was again?โ€
Boy: โ€Ÿ$250.โ€

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom’s lover are in the closet together.

Boy: โ€ŸDark in here.โ€
Man: โ€ŸYes, it’s..โ€
Boy: โ€ŸI have a baseball glove.โ€
Man: โ€ŸThat’s nice.โ€
Boy: โ€ŸWant to buy it?โ€
Man: โ€ŸNo, thanks.โ€
Boy: โ€ŸI think I just remembered something I needed to tell my dad.โ€
Man: โ€ŸHow much did you say the glove was again?โ€
Boy: โ€Ÿ$750.โ€
Man: โ€ŸFine.โ€

A few days later, the father says to the boy, โ€ŸGrab your glove. Let’s go outside and toss the baseball!โ€
The boy says, โ€ŸI can’t. I sold them.โ€
The father asks, โ€ŸHow much did you sell them for?โ€
The son says, โ€Ÿ$1,000.โ€
The father says, โ€ŸIt’s terrible to over-charge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.โ€

They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

The boy says, โ€ŸDark in here.โ€
The priest says, โ€ŸDo not start that shit again.โ€