I came, I clicked,
I had the best Dad moment last night:
Son: Dad… how many kidneys do I have?
Me: Two. You have two, son.
Son: Nope… I have four. point to belly Two kidneys here… points to legs …and two kid knees here!
The student has become the teacher.
Short joke 👇
More jokes 👇
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