My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink…

I came, I clicked,

My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink
No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out the movie theatre

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Business idea:

A gym that only charges when you don’t go.

[15,000 BC]

me walking in empty handed and bleeding: not much luck on the hunting front today babe
girlfriend: so I gathered

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