Just spent $300 on a limousine and discovered that the fee doesn’t include a driver…

I came, I clicked,

Just spent $300 on a limousine and discovered that the fee doesn’t include a driver
Can’t believe I’ve spent all that money and I have nothing to chauffeur it…

💰Money

A random joke?

Short joke 👇

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

If I had a nickel for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be like “why do I keep getting all these fucking nickels?”

More jokes 👇

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I asked my girlfriend to describe me in 5 words…
An angel appears in a puff of smoke to a man and says to him, “Because you have lived a good and virtuous life, I can offer you a gift: you can be the most handsome man in the world, or you can have infinite wisdom, or you can have limitless wealth…
A guy in a bar bets the bartender $50 that he can lick his eyeball…