An Englishman, a Scottish man, and an Irish man all walk into a pub with their wives.
They all sit down and order a cup of tea. The Englishman looks to his wife and says “could you pass the honey, honey?”
The Scottish man thinks to himself how clever that was, then turns to his wife and says “could you pass the sugar, sugar?”
The Irish man - not wanting to be out witted by the other two men - looks over at his wife and says “Could you pass me the milk ye fucking cow?”

• 🇮🇪Ireland
• 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣Scotland
• 🇬🇧United Kingdom