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A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known lover’s spot, famous for all obscene activities. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing.
The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look.
Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, knitting. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and gently raps on the driver’s window.
The young man lowers his window. โUh, yes, officer?โ
The cop says: โWhat are you doing?โ
The young man says: โWell Officer, I’m reading a magazine.โ
Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says: โAnd her, what is she doing?โ
The young man shrugs: โSir, I believe she’s knitting a pullover sweater.โ
Now, the cop is totally confused.. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in a Lover’s laneโฆ and nothing obscene is happening!
The cop asks: โWhat’s your age, young man?โ
The young man says โI’m 22, sir.โ
The cop asks: โAnd herโฆwhat’s her age?โ
The young man looks at his watch and replies:
โShe’ll be 18 in 11 minutes.โ
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