I came, I clicked,
Slutty girls are like Wal-Marts. Everyone makes fun of them but when you’re inside one at 4am, you think “Thank God these are here”
WARNING: AdBlock makes you unattractive to women. I just installed it and now all the horny singles in my area have suddenly lost interest
“The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed” might be my favorite saying of the week.
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