I came, I clicked,
Slutty girls are like Wal-Marts. Everyone makes fun of them but when you’re inside one at 4am, you think “Thank God these are here”
Porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house.
I take Viagra for my sun burn… It doesn’t cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs when I sleep.
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