A man sunbathes in the nude and ends up burning his penis…

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A man sunbathes in the nude and ends up burning his penis
His doctor tells him to ease the pain by dipping it in a saucer of cold milk. Later, his blonde wife comes home and finds him with his dick in a saucer of cold milk.

“Good heavens!” she remarks “I always wondered how you reloaded those things!”

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Unvaccinated children are less likely to be autistic
Because they are more likely to be dead.

Why didn’t Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough?: Because a cold never bothered her anyway.

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