I came, I clicked,
A feminist told me about the “Dwayne Johnson Rule.”
The rule, as she explained it, was that in order to determine if a particular comment was appropriate to say to a woman, first ask yourself, ‘Would I be comfortable saying this to Dwayne Johnson?’ If not, don’t say it.
I thought this sounded like a good rule.
So I told her: “Your chest is fucking epic.”
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