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A husband notices his wife’s hearing is deteriorating and decides to visit her doctor for advice.
โ€œI can’t speak to my wife directly as she might find it offensive, given our old ageโ€ he says to the doc.

โ€œThere’s a simple trick you can try to determine her hearingโ€ explains the doctor. โ€œSimply ask her a question at a distance and if she doesn’t hear you, move slightly closer and ask again until she doesโ€.

That night, the husband arrives home and sees his wife in the kitchen cooking. He thinks to himself, โ€œwhat a perfect opportunity to test her hearingโ€.

He stands in the doorway of the kitchen and promptly asks;
โ€œWhat’s for dinner honey?โ€

No answer. He moves closer.
โ€œWhat’s for dinner honey?โ€

Still no answer. He moves even closer.
โ€œWhat’s for dinner honey?โ€

Still his wife doesn’t answer. He now sees how serious her hearing problem is. At this point, he is stood right next to his wife.
โ€œWhat’s for dinner honey?โ€
โ€œFOR THE FOURTH FUCKING TIME WE’RE HAVING CHICKENโ€