I came, I clicked,
I asked my wife to dress up as my favourite Star Wars character for some sexy birthday fun.
I walked into the bedroom that night and I was shocked,
“Love, Jabba the Hut is not my favourite Star Wars character” I exclaimed,
“Fuck off” She shouted “I haven’t got dressed yet”
Short joke 👇
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