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A man is being released from a US hospital.
As he is being escorted out by a nurse, he passes by a patient’s room with the door open and sees that the male patient is masturbating furiously. Confused, he turns to the nurse and asks, โ€œWhat the hell is going on here?!โ€

The nurse replies, โ€œYou see, this man has a serious condition where if he does not masturbate profusely every 2 hours, a blood clot would form and he would surely die.โ€
โ€œOh, I guess I can understand thatโ€, says the man.

So they keep walking, and in the next room he finds a male patient receiving a blow job from a nurse. So the man turns to the nurse escorting him and proclaims, โ€œOk, now you have some explaining to do.โ€
The nurse shrugs, and then replies, โ€œSame problem, better insurance.โ€