A man is being released from a US hospital.
As he is being escorted out by a nurse, he passes by a patient’s room with the door open and sees that the male patient is masturbating furiously. Confused, he turns to the nurse and asks, “What the hell is going on here?!”

The nurse replies, “You see, this man has a serious condition where if he does not masturbate profusely every 2 hours, a blood clot would form and he would surely die.”
“Oh, I guess I can understand that”, says the man.

So they keep walking, and in the next room he finds a male patient receiving a blow job from a nurse. So the man turns to the nurse escorting him and proclaims, “Ok, now you have some explaining to do.”
The nurse shrugs, and then replies, “Same problem, better insurance.”

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