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A drunken sailor gives a hooker $200, and they proceed to a back bedroom…
After a few minutes, the sailor asks, “How’m I doin’?”
“About three knots,” says the hooker.
“Three knots?” asks the sailor. “Whaddya mean?”
And the hooker says, “You’re knot hard, you’re knot in, and you’re knot getting your money back.”
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