😂 😯 😝

A husband goes to his wife and says “You're either going hunting with me, sucking my cock or I'm fucking you in the ass. I'm gonna go get the dogs ready and I'll be back for your answer.”

After a bit of time, he returns to his wife who defiantly says to him “I'm not going hunting and there's no way you're fucking me in the ass!”
“Alright then, guess you're sucking my cock.”

So she starts to suck him off and quickly spits it out and looks up at him.
“Your dick tastes like shit!”
“Yeah well, the dogs didn't want to go hunting either.”