I got so fed up with the trick-or-treaters last Halloween that I turned off the lights and pretended I wasn’t home…

I came, I clicked,

I got so fed up with the trick-or-treaters last Halloween that I turned off the lights and pretended I wasn’t home.

My lighthouse, my rules.

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Under no circumstances should humanity create machines in our own image. I mean, have you met us?

“The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed” might be my favorite saying of the week.

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