Got my girlfriend a “get better soon” card…

I came, I clicked,

Got my girlfriend a “get better soon” card
She isn’t sick, I just think she can get better

👫Man and woman

A random joke?

Short joke 👇

My wife told me, “If anything happens to me, I want you to meet someone new.”
Apparently, “anything” doesn’t include getting stuck in traffic.

knock knock who’s there?: well it’s not your fucking parents because they don’t knock.

More jokes 👇

A reporter walks into a bar in a small Louisiana town…
A husband goes to his wife and says “You’re either going hunting with me, sucking my cock or I’m fucking you in the ass…
What did Raichu say when it saw Pikachu…
How does a Flat Earther travel the world? …
How did Metallica get people to stop pirating their music? …
I’m a 5G installation engineer and people are constantly accusing me with bizarre conspiracy theories, such as how 5G is giving them headaches, or killing their sperm…