I came, I clicked,
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys, but she couldn’t find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”
The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”
Short joke 👇
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