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My mate broke his leg so I went to see him at home. I walked in and what do I see? He had two gorgeous older sisters, and they're TWINS ! I had never met them before, apparently they live at the uni and were visiting.

Anyway, so I went up to my friend's room, โ€œHow are you mate?โ€

โ€œYeah I'm okay. But do me a favour mate. Go fetch my socks from downstairs. My feet are freezing.โ€ he tells me.

So I rushed downstairs and found his two sisters perched up on the couch, right where his socks lay.

I say to them, โ€œYour brother has sent me down here to have sex with both of you"
They respond โ€œGet away with ya... Prove it.โ€
I shouted upstairs, โ€œHey, mate! Both of them?โ€
He shouted back โ€œOf course both of them! What's the point in fucking one?โ€