I came, I clicked,
A man stands in front of a food truck and reads the menu:
- Cheeseburgers: $5
- Fries: $3
- Handjobs: $10.
He walks up to the window and asks the beautiful blonde working behind the counter, “Are you the one that gives the handjobs?”
“Yes, I am,” she replies seductively.
“Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger.”
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