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- How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?
- Stab it twenty-three times.
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- My husband left a note on the fridge that said, โThis isnโt workingโฆ
- I visited my new friend in his apartment
- When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I donโt find it cute or romantic
- My wife is mad that I have no sense of direction
- I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 secondsโฆ