I came, I clicked,
I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
Short joke 👇
More jokes 👇
- What does my dad have in common with Nemo? โฆ
- Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs
- The doctor gave me some cream for my skin rash
- When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug
- My husband left a note on the fridge that said, โThis isn’t workingโฆ
- How do you make any salad into a caesar salad? โฆ