My husband left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working…

I came, I clicked,

My husband left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”
I’m not sure what he’s talking about? I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!

👫Man and woman

A random joke?

Short joke 👇

Told my wife I was so stressed that only a blowjob would help.
She asked me where I was going to find a dick to suck at this time of night.

When I was growing up, # was pound, not hashtag
Good thing it changed, since “pound metoo” would’ve been sending the wrong message.

More jokes 👇

Do you know the phrase “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure”? …
I visited my new friend in his apartment
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs
Why did the man miss the funeral? …
How do you make any salad into a caesar salad? …
My wife is mad that I have no sense of direction