My husband left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”
I’m not sure what he’s talking about? I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!
Short joke 👇
Told my wife I was so stressed that only a blowjob would help.
She asked me where I was going to find a dick to suck at this time of night.
More jokes 👇
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- How do you make any salad into a caesar salad? …
- My wife is mad that I have no sense of direction