I came, I clicked,
I called my wife at work and asked, “Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone’s got a voodoo doll of you and they’re stabbing it?” Sounding concerned, she said, “No.”
I responded, “How about now?”
Short joke 👇
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