Thoughts (222 jokes)

Like the ski resort full of girls looking for husbands and husbands looking for girls, the situation is not as symmetrical as it might seem.

• 🔥 Cheating
• 🔬 Scientist

Living is easy. It’s like riding a bike, except the bike is on fire, you are on fire, everything is on fire and you are in hell.

Man, **** censorship.

Me: I have too many projects.
Brain: do less projects then.
Me: but i like all my projects.
Brain: work on your projects then.
Me: (checks twitter)

“Minds are basically computers” is wrong if you think of computers as abstract Turing machines but spot on if you think of computers as a horrible assemblage of kludges bridging incompatible legacy code which only work because critical bugs are masking other critical bugs.

• 🖥️ Technology

My desire to be well informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.

My father always told me, find a job you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life

My friend got a degree in egyptology, but can’t get a job.
So he’s paying more money to get a Phd, so he can work teaching other people egyptology.
In his case, college is literally a pyramid scheme.

My life. My choices. My mistakes. My lessons. Not your business

My only regret is blowing the best day of my life while I’m so young.