I came, I clicked,
Nearly everyone values a human life over the life of an fish, but few people value a single human life over the life of every fish.
Meaning everyone has a certain number of fish that they would prefer to be alive over James from work.
Short joke 👇
Like the ski resort full of girls looking for husbands and husbands looking for girls, the situation is not as symmetrical as it might seem.
More jokes 👇
- You got an IQ that matches your shoe size
- Grammar is the difference between helping your uncle wank off a horse and helping your Uncle Wank off a horse
- I was shocked when I found out my toaster was not waterproof
- “For all I know, the universe started on January 1st 1970 exactly at midnight”…
- When I travel, I usually pack underwear like “what if I shit myself every single day? Twice?!”
- I admire the way my cat approaches new things in life…