I came, I clicked,
Happiness is not enough for me !
I demand euphoria !
Short joke 👇
Did you know if you hold your ear up to a strangers leg, you can actually hear them say “what the fuck are you doing?
More jokes 👇
- You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy marshmallow which is kinda the same thing
- Could you put that in a memo and entitle it “Shit I already know”?
- Today I went on http://thesaurus
- How can you tell if somebody owns an Apple product? …
- A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip
- Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again