Me: I have too many projects.
Brain: do less projects then.
Me: but i like all my projects.
Brain: work on your projects then.
Me: (checks twitter)
Short joke 👇
The asteroid that ended the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone in Earth's history.
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