I love how being an adult is just saying “But after this week things will slow down a bit again” to yourself until you die.
More jokes 👇
- If Miley Cyrus was Canadian she would be Kilometery Cryus
- Bears think if you’re lying down motionless, you’re dead
- Our expectations for you were already low, but HOLY FUCK!
- Breaks my heart that pirates spend their whole lives following a map when the real treasure is the friendships they make along the way
- Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day…
- Me: I have too many projects…