Breaks my heart that pirates spend their whole lives following a map when the real treasure is the friendships they make along the way.
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- I love how being an adult is just saying “But after this week things will slow down a bit again” to yourself until you die
- What idiot called it a “randomized clinical trial controlled with placebo” and not “trick or treatment”?
- Today my carelessness made someone late for work
- “We build our computer…
- Capitalist dictionary…
- Actually, Fahrenheit is the name of the scientist; Fahrenheit’s Monster is the name of the unit of measurement