Bears think if you’re lying down motionless, you’re dead. So every day, the first bear to wake up thinks its entire family is dead. Tragic.
Short joke 👇
I admire the way my cat approaches new things in life:
“Can I eat it? No, ok, can I cuddle or sleep on it? Hmm, no ok. Useless.”
More jokes 👇
- If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys
- Our expectations for you were already low, but HOLY FUCK!
- If 1024 fair coins are each tossed 10 times, chances are good
- What idiot called it a “randomized clinical trial controlled with placebo” and not “trick or treatment”?
- I love how being an adult is just saying “But after this week things will slow down a bit again” to yourself until you die
- Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day…