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Bears think if youโre lying down motionless, youโre dead. So every day, the first bear to wake up thinks its entire family is dead. Tragic.
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- If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys
- Our expectations for you were already low, but HOLY FUCK!
- If 1024 fair coins are each tossed 10 times, chances are good
- What idiot called it a โrandomized clinical trial controlled with placeboโ and not โtrick or treatmentโ?
- I love how being an adult is just saying โBut after this week things will slow down a bit againโ to yourself until you die
- Give a man a fish, heโll eat for a dayโฆ