I came, I clicked,
Bears think if you’re lying down motionless, you’re dead. So every day, the first bear to wake up thinks its entire family is dead. Tragic.
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- If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys
- Our expectations for you were already low, but HOLY FUCK!
- If 1024 fair coins are each tossed 10 times, chances are good
- What idiot called it a “randomized clinical trial controlled with placebo” and not “trick or treatment”?
- I love how being an adult is just saying “But after this week things will slow down a bit again” to yourself until you die
- Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day…