If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys

I came, I clicked,

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

A random joke?

Short joke 👇

TIL: “the reverse bus factor”: how many people should be hit by a bus for the team to be doing better.

I am getting so sick of millennials and their attitude.
Always walkin around like they rent the place.

More jokes 👇

Today my carelessness made someone late for work
Interviewer: How do you explain this four year gap on your resume? …
“Minds are basically computers” is wrong if you think of computers as abstract Turing machines but spot on if you think of computers as a horrible assemblage of kludges bridging incompatible legacy code which only work because critical bugs are masking other critical bugs
Bears think if you’re lying down motionless, you’re dead
If Miley Cyrus was Canadian she would be Kilometery Cryus
“We build our computer…