I came, I clicked,




FRODO: what is it?
SAM: if i take one more step, it’ll be the farthest away from home I’ve ever been.
FRODO: smiles come on Sam!
[literally one step later]
SAM: if i take one more step, it’ll be the farthest away from home I’ve ever been.
FRODO: wait no
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