I came, I clicked,
Living is easy. It’s like riding a bike, except the bike is on fire, you are on fire, everything is on fire and you are in hell.
Short joke 👇
If i had a dime for every time i didn’t understand what’s going on.
I’d be like: “Why y’all keep giving me all these dimes?”
More jokes 👇
- Distinguishing between facts and other people’s opinions is easy, but distinguishing between facts and your own opinions, much harder
- Top tip: this winter, hide a collection of bones in your snowman as a surprise for the children when it melts
- Me: I’d like help with my taxes…
- I was once in an elevator and a girl dropped her iPhone as she stepped in, and we both listened to it careen thunderously down the shaft for what seemed like five minutes, our eyes wide with shock…
- An argument is when you are trying to determine WHO is right, a conversation is when you are trying to determine WHAT is right