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Top tip: this winter, hide a collection of bones in your snowman as a surprise for the children when it melts.
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- German has the most amazing words! “genduneglissakaftken” means when English speakers make up a completely new word and pretend it’s a normal word german people say everyday
- Me: I’d like help with my taxesโฆ
- Bought a mechanical keyboard with more resistance so my code will be strongly typed
- If you pay me $50 I’ll show up to your funeral but stand really far away, holding a black umbrella regardless of the weather, so that people think you died with a dark and interesting secret
- Living is easy
- I was once in an elevator and a girl dropped her iPhone as she stepped in, and we both listened to it careen thunderously down the shaft for what seemed like five minutes, our eyes wide with shockโฆ