Horses are actually great starter pets

I came, I clicked,

Horses are actually great starter pets. They only live for about 3 days and you don’t even have to give them any food or water.

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Yesterday I spotted an albino dalmatian.
It was the least I could do for the guy.

How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg?: Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn’t make it a leg.

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