I came, I clicked,
A little boy was doing maths homework, saying to himself…
“2+5, the son of bitch is 7”
“3+6, the son of bitch is 9”
His mother heard this and asked what he was doing.
“Doing my maths homework”
Mom: “Is this how your teacher taught you?”
Boy: “Yes”
The infuriated mother calls the teacher: “Are you teaching maths to children by saying… 2+2, the son of bitch is 4?”
“What I taught them was… 2+2 THE SUM OF WHICH IS 4.”
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