I came, I clicked,
Nice things to whisper when hugging someone:
- you smell different when you’re awake
- please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
- soon
- you have lovely skin, i can’t wait to wear it
- your hair tastes like strawberries
- tonightโฆ you.
- he knows, don’t go home.
- i always knew you would die in my arms
- every time i poop i think of you
- no one will ever believe you
- yesssssssssssssss
- i killed mufasa
- i bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
- mother told me it would be like this
Short joke 👇
More jokes 👇
- I run everyday for 20 minutesโฆ
- I saw my doctor this Monday, and finally got to show her the rash on my balls
- A little boy was doing maths homework, saying to himselfโฆ
- The universe is bornโฆ
- A solider at war survived mustard gas and being pepper sprayedโฆ
- My cousin just posted “I’m expecting twins” So I replied , “Finally 2 kids from the same man”โฆ