A solider at war survived mustard gas and being pepper sprayed…

I came, I clicked,

A solider at war survived mustard gas and being pepper sprayed.
I guess you could say he was a seasoned veteran.

A random joke?

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Did you know that Stephen King has a son named Joe?: I’m not joking, but he is.

Wife: I’m pregnant.
Me: Hi pregnant, I’m Dad!
Wife: No you’re not.

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