I walked in on my sister masturbating with a carrot earlier today…

I came, I clicked,

I walked in on my sister masturbating with a carrot earlier today.
Fucking hell. Seriously?
I was going to eat that later today but now it will just taste like carrots.

🍆Sex

A random joke?

Short joke 👇

What does sex and the U.S. Military have in common?: When you pull out at the wrong time you end up wasting 20 years and a lot of money

Did you hear Mary Poppins stopped wearing lipstick whilst giving head?: Apparently the super colour fragile lipstick makes the dicks atrocious.

More jokes 👇

The universe is born…
I run everyday for 20 minutes…
It snowed last night…
A solider at war survived mustard gas and being pepper sprayed…
An 18-year-old suicide bomber blew himself up and appeared before Allah…
Me: can you pass me the Rooster sooster sauce? …