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A politician visited an Indian village and asked what their needs were…
“We have 2 basic needs, sir,” replied the head villager.
“Firstly, we have a hospital, but there’s no doctor.”
On hearing this, the politician whipped out his cellphone, and after speaking for a while, he reassured the village leader that the doctor would be there the next day.
He then asked about the second problem.
“Secondly, sir, there is no cellphone coverage anywhere in the village.”
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