I came, I clicked,
- Babe, will you remarry after I die?
- No, I’ll just live with my sister. How about you?
- No, I’ll also live with your sister
Short joke 👇
More jokes 👇
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- The bad guy in hallmark movies is a boyfriend who is like “uh no babe i cant drop everything and leave work this weekend
- My mate suddenly quits his job at BMWโฆ
- I told my therapist i was hesitant to start antidepressants because of the sexual side effects; she said “do you even have enough sex for that to matter?”โฆ