Me: I’d like help with my taxes.
Accountant: ok what state will you be filing them in?
Me: I’d say anxious.
Accountant: no i mean what state have you lived in this year?
Me: oh sorry, depressed
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- Just found my Nokia 3310 in an old jacket I last wore in 2001
- Bought a mechanical keyboard with more resistance so my code will be strongly typed
- TECH CONSUMERS: Alexa decides what music I listen to, what my children eat, and who can open my door…
- I saw a chameleon today so I guess it was a pretty shitty chameleon
- Top tip: this winter, hide a collection of bones in your snowman as a surprise for the children when it melts
- Living is easy