I have 99 problems and basically all of them could be solved with a salary increase

I came, I clicked,

I have 99 problems and basically all of them could be solved with a salary increase.

A random joke?

Short joke 👇

law professor: you’re currently failing your ethics class
me: slides a $20 across the desk how about now?

Relationship advice: Always make sure one of you have good credit. That’s why it’s called significant other. Sign-if-I-can’t