Instructor, during my driving test: turn the car on…

I came, I clicked,

Instructor, during my driving test: turn the car on
Me: Ummm ok. (rubbing interior) You like that? You filthy who—
Instructor: Ok we’re done here

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What’s the difference between a rimshot and a rimjob?: One goes ba dum tiss, the other is da bum kiss.

16 to have sex, 18 to watch porn.
16 to smoke, 18 to buy cigarettes.
16 to join the army, 18 to play Call of Duty.
Logic of Britain

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