I laugh every time I imagine an old guy saying “in my day vampires were scary, now they’re gay male models

I came, I clicked,

I laugh every time I imagine an old guy saying “in my day vampires were scary, now they’re gay male models. Vampires suck blood, not cock”

🍆Sex

A random joke?

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My gynecologist follows me on Instagram.

I really do not know what else he wants to see.

My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic
I refused. If I’m going to have sex, its going to be on my own Accord

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