I laugh every time I imagine an old guy saying “in my day vampires were scary, now they’re gay male models. Vampires suck blood, not cock”
Short joke 👇
- Which one doesn’t belong: eggs, your wife, or a blow job?
- The blow job. You can beat your eggs and your wife but you can’t beat a blow job.
More jokes 👇
- How many general relativists to change a light bulb? …
- Do not follow where the path may lead
- Man, **** censorship
- Have spent morning testing Stephen Fry’s gender theories by asking random women for sex… He’s right! They’re just not interested
- If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing
- “Work like a slave, command like a king, create like a god…