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- I was chatting with this military bloke the other day, and the subject got onto how many women we have slept withโฆ
- A heckler interrupted Nikita Khrushchev in the middle of a speech in which he denounced Stalinโฆ
- You: โIโm only 35, I have my whole life ahead of meโฆ
- I was riding in an Uber with a gay male colleague when his Grindr app notification went off on his phoneโฆ
- I made my bed and found a half eaten butter stick in itโฆ
- Horror film called โOccamโs Razorโ about a razor shop owner and serial killer named Occam who kills people with razors, but the townspeople refuse to believe it could be him and advance increasingly absurd theories to explain the spate of razor deaths plaguing the town